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#ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 39.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: 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A warm, cartoon-style scene sits across the chest with the cheeky line “whatever you want, after my COFFEE,” turning a familiar ritual into a wearable laugh. The mid-weight cotton-poly blend and classic fit keep the shape soft and reliable, while ribbed collar and cuffs hold up to repeated wear. It’s the sweatshirt you reach for on slow weekends, bleary weekday mornings, and whenever you need to say “give me two minutes” without saying a word.\n\nProduct features\n- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\n- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and cuffs for shape retention\n- Embroidered decoration options at chest and wrists; main artwork printed DTG\n- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a cleaner look\n- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing; tear-away neck label for comfort\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":49197385449624,"sku":"24220534842863920734","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49197385482392,"sku":"11303016357492854729","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49197385515160,"sku":"34862591820462421267","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":49197385547928,"sku":"24121602916116721537","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":49197385580696,"sku":"18664036620709383531","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49197385613464,"sku":"10422490051675923172","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49197385646232,"sku":"28570921206994534184","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":49197385679000,"sku":"18168710075231587043","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":49197385711768,"sku":"19590146020470815932","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49197385744536,"sku":"37992783803434006563","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49197385777304,"sku":"29023939343768599406","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":49197385810072,"sku":"33863199734628499268","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":49197385842840,"sku":"45236591933574236587","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49197385875608,"sku":"20760234060370895917","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49197385908376,"sku":"67297839925967335681","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":49197385941144,"sku":"28500103357209344927","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197385973912,"sku":"23949385144996553089","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197386006680,"sku":"20779575114654949190","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197386039448,"sku":"24533576793510527485","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197386072216,"sku":"90889901610060535696","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197386104984,"sku":"27483796714499185322","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49197386137752,"sku":"19638789391044061661","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/0631\/8488\/files\/9986548317321613278_2048.jpg?v=1780640678","url":"https:\/\/new-paradigm.shop\/products\/funny-men-sweatshirt-coffee","provider":"New-Paradigm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}