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solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            31.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            32.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            33.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sleeve length (from center back), in\n  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                  \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This cozy crewneck carries a playful, confident energy — a cool-goat illustration wearing sunglasses and the cheeky line ‘Not “Trying” to be a G.O.A.T — Just being myself!’ It settles into everyday life: mornings with coffee, late-night study sessions, or a relaxed weekend chore list. The medium‑heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly fabric drapes with a clean, classic fit and holds its shape through repeat wear. Subtle details like the ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching give the sweatshirt a lived-in, reliable feel while the soft inner label and tubular knit reduce irritation and fabric waste. Wear it when you want a little humor with your comfort — it’s confident without shouting, familiar without being boring.\n\nProduct features\n- Embroidered decoration available on left\/center\/large center chest and both wrists\n- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for durable, comfortable wear\n- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting shape\n- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away inner label for comfort and fit retention\n- DTF-printed inner neck labels and OEKO‑TEX certified dyes; meets safety and environmental standards\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":49197392265368,"sku":"14036517020964273828","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49197392298136,"sku":"12593152416480435065","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49197392330904,"sku":"29582497480343008458","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":49197392363672,"sku":"32660832227067583711","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":49197392396440,"sku":"25555305161095986287","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49197392429208,"sku":"64930502915117797482","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49197392461976,"sku":"84666936827344443366","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":49197392494744,"sku":"30489902964605471937","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":49197392527512,"sku":"69396856619277123842","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49197392560280,"sku":"15664984335613220239","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49197392593048,"sku":"59782215025247808561","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":49197392625816,"sku":"81675021619338591668","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":49197392658584,"sku":"26013256049748756441","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49197392691352,"sku":"10892929295115586126","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49197392724120,"sku":"57331677542436491686","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":49197392756888,"sku":"53856963175361413874","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197392789656,"sku":"43049134632154446366","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197392822424,"sku":"24680873753534401864","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197392855192,"sku":"21416824100693417876","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197392887960,"sku":"12928188170638337168","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197392920728,"sku":"25742048556093772454","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49197392953496,"sku":"26571815294527086750","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/0631\/8488\/files\/17924822176193618797_2048.jpg?v=1780641125","url":"https:\/\/new-paradigm.shop\/products\/funny-men-sweatshirt-g-o-a-t","provider":"New-Paradigm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}