{"product_id":"funny-men-t-shirt-coffee","title":"Funny Men T-Shirt- Coffee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.23 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.49 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This lightweight cotton tee carries a quiet, comic-moment design that speaks to anyone who runs on coffee and dry humor. The front panel shows a small illustrated scene—morning chaos, a sleepy protagonist, and a triumphant cup—paired with warm, hand-lettered text. It wears like a familiar friend: soft against the skin, breathable through long days, and built to keep its shape after repeated washes. Wear it to signal your mood before words come, to weekdays when coffee turns the day around, or to slow Sunday mornings when a hot mug is the ritual that starts everything.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd²) for soft, breathable comfort\n- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\n- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\n- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; Oeko-Tex certified for safety\n- DTG\/DTF printed artwork and sleeves with EU 2-year warranty and compliance certifications\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not bleach\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49202704089240,"sku":"20678652165119363381","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":49202704122008,"sku":"18276512762365146107","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49202704154776,"sku":"22518710382252716300","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49202704187544,"sku":"21657136092031895077","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":49202704220312,"sku":"31453468192404465116","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49202704253080,"sku":"24739979220109389360","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":49202704285848,"sku":"31528920363551465325","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49202704318616,"sku":"31051700741945921389","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49202704351384,"sku":"11903485395717995710","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":49202704384152,"sku":"10252034713930736329","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49202704416920,"sku":"29339475791919777010","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":49202704449688,"sku":"27392171356607785717","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49202704482456,"sku":"19617887744886840082","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49202704515224,"sku":"21448347784226112215","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":49202704547992,"sku":"17184875981082055964","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49202704580760,"sku":"17418764658959956223","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":49202704613528,"sku":"28697752493600123317","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49202704646296,"sku":"26211489085853236202","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49202704679064,"sku":"61456907842639196183","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49202704711832,"sku":"13196175551379674387","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":49202704744600,"sku":"67141609821753293184","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49202704777368,"sku":"24803262532138797264","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49202704810136,"sku":"24325531328114389294","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":49202704842904,"sku":"16525699023710025332","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49202704875672,"sku":"18234537805997447729","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":49202704908440,"sku":"21625094940293463104","price":32.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/0631\/8488\/files\/17030658731591184338_2048.jpg?v=1780910267","url":"https:\/\/new-paradigm.shop\/products\/funny-men-t-shirt-coffee","provider":"New-Paradigm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}