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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n A light, playful tee that brings a wink to anyone who likes a little confident humor. A stylized goat with sunglasses sits front and center, paired with bold, slightly retro lettering that reads ‘G.O.A.T’ and a smaller, tongue-in-cheek ‘myself’ beneath. The shirt feels relaxed on the body and looks crisp on casual days — wear it while grabbing coffee, roaming street markets, or laughing with friends at an open-mic night. The design leans modern-retro, subtle enough to blend into everyday life yet expressive enough to start a conversation.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) — soft, breathable wear all year round\n- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste\n- Ribbed, elastic crew collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\n- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; meets EU safety and chemical standards\n- DTG\/DTF printing options for crisp front and sleeve graphics; ethically sourced materials\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not bleach\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct 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