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                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Soft, sturdy crew sweatshirt with a retro comic-style print that jokes about the daily grind. The medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend feels warm without being bulky. The artwork—a black-and-white circular illustration of a bewildered character facing a Monday calendar—lands on the chest with clear, crisp printing. Lightweight ribbed collar and cuffs keep the fit tidy while double-needle stitching adds long-lasting strength. It wears like a reliable companion for slow mornings, late-night study sessions, or casual coffee runs.\n\nProduct features\n- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\n- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching for shape retention\n- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette\n- Embroidered decoration available in multiple chest and wrist placements; main art printed DTG\/DTF as specified\n- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- \n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":49197095321752,"sku":"67903081710139242444","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light 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