{"product_id":"funny-unisex-sweatshirt-monday","title":"Funny Unisex Sweatshirt -Monday","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.01 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length (from center back), in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Soft, sturdy crew sweatshirt with a retro comic-style print that jokes about the daily grind. The medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend feels warm without being bulky. The artwork—a black-and-white circular illustration of a bewildered character facing a Monday calendar—lands on the chest with clear, crisp printing. Lightweight ribbed collar and cuffs keep the fit tidy while double-needle stitching adds long-lasting strength. It wears like a reliable companion for slow mornings, late-night study sessions, or casual coffee runs.\n\nProduct features\n- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\n- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching for shape retention\n- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette\n- Embroidered decoration available in multiple chest and wrist placements; main art printed DTG\/DTF as specified\n- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":49197320011928,"sku":"23230101024502659134","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":49197320044696,"sku":"38577984536904971305","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49197320077464,"sku":"15085361803972028034","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49197320110232,"sku":"13507895488864274008","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":49197320143000,"sku":"21673843820683013426","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":49197320175768,"sku":"25869815387225253444","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49197320208536,"sku":"89810905624923351944","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49197320241304,"sku":"24830127652966169695","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":49197320274072,"sku":"19536928035539673970","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":49197320306840,"sku":"14032629846891765066","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49197320339608,"sku":"51367527277422767281","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49197320372376,"sku":"23882481929725467977","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":49197320405144,"sku":"27820945793160800037","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":49197320437912,"sku":"17284918132028208263","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49197320470680,"sku":"14236890711201624199","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49197320503448,"sku":"15938006994513879088","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197320536216,"sku":"11774216058399150106","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197320568984,"sku":"61948568239928763278","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197320601752,"sku":"23077340255198973705","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197320634520,"sku":"17263709141983150809","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197320667288,"sku":"17055388990708995110","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/0631\/8488\/files\/8568265521761725382_2048_ae7535d7-efde-4b39-bafe-2e33138d5a4c.jpg?v=1780640129","url":"https:\/\/new-paradigm.shop\/products\/funny-unisex-sweatshirt-monday","provider":"New-Paradigm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}