{"product_id":"funny-unisex-sweatshirt-patience","title":"Funny Unisex Sweatshirt -Patience","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length (from center back), in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 39.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This cozy crewneck sweatshirt speaks with a wry, relatable voice. The bold, colorful typography reads: “When I get my patience tested the results are always negative,” a playful, slightly sarcastic line that lands as soon as you step into a room. Wear it on slow mornings, long shifts, or casual Friday debates — it’s a comfortable layer that carries personality without trying too hard. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feels substantial and warm, while the classic crew cut keeps the look simple and easy to pair with jeans or joggers. Small details like durable double-needle stitching and a soft tear-away label mean it lives through washes and weekends. Choose an embroidered placement for a more tactile, elevated finish, or go printed for crisp, bright color that stays readable from across the room.\n\nProduct features\n- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\n- Classic crewneck with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape\n- Decoration options: embroidery on chest or wrists, plus DTG\/DTF printed neck and wrist labels\n- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste\n- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety compliance for peace of mind\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- \n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49197384302744,"sku":"31049148683254669553","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49197384335512,"sku":"28953540460248623823","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":49197384368280,"sku":"22702753195711724337","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":49197384401048,"sku":"11282312476197756545","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49197384433816,"sku":"18919976765022378704","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49197384466584,"sku":"21056620942489567023","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":49197384499352,"sku":"19222958277104121621","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":49197384532120,"sku":"53193331647742875467","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49197384564888,"sku":"65045746802309245609","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49197384597656,"sku":"15338925362063099295","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":49197384630424,"sku":"30548668985952208962","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":49197384663192,"sku":"44454453680826487883","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49197384695960,"sku":"20722398923322528791","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49197384728728,"sku":"80664119222135266450","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":49197384761496,"sku":"28780573775361861090","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":49197384794264,"sku":"17916740582851297279","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197384827032,"sku":"32050717098522731582","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197384859800,"sku":"27764458614894028913","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197384892568,"sku":"19993121849704059810","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197384925336,"sku":"27077993649659608680","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197384958104,"sku":"25517819969989177720","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197384990872,"sku":"16375374415359231545","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197385023640,"sku":"22914965372151300811","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197385056408,"sku":"11168416255144386542","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":49197385089176,"sku":"23245956510630361874","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49197385121944,"sku":"29059530160814872176","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":49197385154712,"sku":"21742962902650656251","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":49197385187480,"sku":"71420053084932559607","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":49197385220248,"sku":"94730656499678222270","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":49197385253016,"sku":"25362502885727527264","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/0631\/8488\/files\/12986658994548715040_2048.jpg?v=1780640608","url":"https:\/\/new-paradigm.shop\/products\/funny-unisex-sweatshirt-patience","provider":"New-Paradigm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}