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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.49 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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Bold white and hot-pink type commands attention across the chest, while teal accents and a playful handshake graphic keep the tone cheeky and confident. Wear it on job sites, road trips, or casual weekends to declare ownership with humor — a shirt that reads like a conversation starter and holds up through wash after wash. The soft ring-spun cotton drapes easy, the ribbed collar keeps its shape, and the smooth print sits flat so the message stays sharp.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz\/yd²).\n- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste.\n- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching.\n- High-quality Direct-to-Garment and DTF prints for crisp, long-lasting graphics.\n- Pearlized, tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety.\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not bleach\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct 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