{"product_id":"unisex-funny-sweatshirt","title":"Unisex Funny - Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.01 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length (from center back), in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a quietly clever illustration—an anxious cartoon checking a calendar that reads “Thursday” while asking “Is it Friday?” The soft, slightly oversized silhouette wraps you in familiar comfort, while the vintage-style black-and-white artwork adds a playful, low-key statement to everyday outfits. Wear it on slow mornings, long commutes, or late-night study sessions; it’s the kind of sweatshirt that nods to shared midweek sighs and the small humor that keeps routine tolerable. The clean back keeps the focus on the front art, so it layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans and sneakers.\n\nProduct features\n- Embroidered options: left\/center\/large center chest or both wrists for added detail\n- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for long-lasting comfort\n- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, durable fit\n- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at stress points for shape retention and strength\n- OEKO‑TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; printed inner neck labels using DTF and DTG methods\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":49197213024408,"sku":"30663390357864465380","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":49197213057176,"sku":"13211997666533469866","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49197213089944,"sku":"72405332835596151392","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49197213122712,"sku":"32612208632069310373","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":49197213155480,"sku":"16859494882554818660","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":49197213188248,"sku":"26528057830004335378","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49197213221016,"sku":"20189601571479799338","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49197213253784,"sku":"13946962924546243694","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":49197213286552,"sku":"98470135439506132679","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":49197213319320,"sku":"29162999536655461451","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49197213352088,"sku":"21014776291405722800","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49197213384856,"sku":"25163626189886380438","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":49197213417624,"sku":"76437040492342332487","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":49197213450392,"sku":"39689728536225343885","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49197213483160,"sku":"12088939370182872926","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49197213515928,"sku":"16182479800465839477","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197213548696,"sku":"20410346292436001764","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197213581464,"sku":"24317606145494760883","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197213614232,"sku":"23419706637453820039","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197213647000,"sku":"26168688506208142354","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197213679768,"sku":"92768757418431373173","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/0631\/8488\/files\/9454824376499209277_2048.jpg?v=1780637031","url":"https:\/\/new-paradigm.shop\/products\/unisex-funny-sweatshirt","provider":"New-Paradigm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}