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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A cozy, midweight crewneck with a hand-illustrated vintage cartoon front print that captures the small, funny dread of midweek — a character staring at a calendar and asking, “Is it Friday?” The soft 50\/50 cotton-poly blend has a relaxed classic fit and clean lines, so the artwork sits front-and-center. Subtle details like a tear-away neck label, ribbed collar and cuffs, and double-needle stitching keep the sweatshirt comfortable and long-lasting. Wear it on slow mornings, while running errands, or layered for low-key outings — it reads like a knowing wink to anyone who counts the days until the weekend.\n\nProduct features\n- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²) 50\/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and structure\n- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams for durability\n- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for main prints; optional embroidery placements\n- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste\n- OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, and safety compliance for responsible production\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":49197202112664,"sku":"29873036626417096275","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":49197202145432,"sku":"29657368563177693739","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49197202178200,"sku":"31309458155534511222","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49197202210968,"sku":"32824592739353902764","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":49197202243736,"sku":"21608264443517272399","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":49197202276504,"sku":"13482721947413108351","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49197202309272,"sku":"59628815256271892812","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49197202342040,"sku":"29394067476194660705","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":49197202374808,"sku":"13480586737501158665","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":49197202407576,"sku":"37706358892121354888","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49197202440344,"sku":"97265591886610496640","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49197202473112,"sku":"37690973261796063560","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":49197202505880,"sku":"47612619923734569648","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":49197202538648,"sku":"28940356032343765581","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49197202571416,"sku":"10332870350463397625","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49197202604184,"sku":"33834982867286115656","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197202636952,"sku":"13232953309654627678","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197202669720,"sku":"75586469207345091852","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49197202702488,"sku":"28223312647943754811","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197202735256,"sku":"33349376712461436005","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49197202768024,"sku":"13645072537352246684","price":55.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/0631\/8488\/files\/6420187619502888455_2048.jpg?v=1780636771","url":"https:\/\/new-paradigm.shop\/products\/unisex-sweatshirt-funny-mode","provider":"New-Paradigm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}